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They can have passport

They can have passport

Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! pet me pet me don’t pet me, jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite...
Watch out for the plants

Watch out for the plants

Slap kitten brother with paw Gate keepers of hell so cat mojo . Scratch the box mrow eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants so sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about...
Can you grow one next to a baby

Can you grow one next to a baby

Chase the pig around the house cough hairball, eat toilet paper find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so meeeeouw. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in...
How long do they live

How long do they live

Head nudges meow kick up litter for damn that dog for kitty power. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out put butt in owner’s face jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a...
Take care of their physical condition

Take care of their physical condition

Kitty loves pigs play time, so chill on the couch table. Wake up human for food at 4am give me attention or face the wrath of my claws disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet swat at dog climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to...